Remember last valentines day cucky? We had a nice romantic meal in that expensive restaurant you liked to take meto just to try to impress me? Well, your days of sitting accross a candle-lit table with me are long gone loser! You disgust me - I hate looking at your pathetic ugly face so from now on youre gonna be eating like a dog on the floor. Youre going to learn to eat the scraps of food that I dump into your little doggy-dish every meal time. You had better hope I have lots of cold, disgarded, food on my plate bitch otherwise I will have to put real dog food down your disgusting throat! Oh and just to be extra spitefull - Im going to spit into your dish to - maybe itll help wash the gross mush down giggle. Once youre properly trained as my perfect little doggy Im going to show you off at my dinner party - all my girlfriends are coming over this weekend to see my new pet. Dont disappoint me though bitch or Ill personally remove your tiny doggy balls as punishment.
