Printer Gets Crushed By High Heels

I was really getting tired of this annoying printer. All the time it didnt work properly, was really loud and ugly as hell - so I decided to get rid of it - but of course by getting rid of it I mean crushing it :-D I put on a pair of high heels and start kicking it apart. I was really surprised when I could stand on the scanner glass without breaking it - I had to give it a hard jump to destroy it :-D After getting the glass out of my way I could properly crush the inside of the printer :-.